Dave Pantano - my strange mind

Makers Mark, My Best Friend

davispants — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:44:59 +0000

As I sit here drinking yet another Maker’s Mark on the rocks it is 9am here. My drunkenness at such an early hour is not as untoward as it would seem as I work nights. I’d like to share my current hobby with you, fellow drunks. I have recently begun a quest to march, one liquor at a time, all the way across a liquor store. Each week I choose a new liquor from the shelf, drinking only that new booze for the week. This week, obviously, is Maker’s Mark. I’m not really drinking the entire liquor store. I generally stay away from both the very top shelf (too damned expensive) and the bottom shelf (I could probably distill better myself). I am embracing the Modern Drunkard lifestyle and loving every minute of it.

I’ve grown to truly dislike the current state of society. People suck. Not very eloquent but there it is. People suck. Sure, there are exceptions. There are occasions when a stranger helps you with your bags or holds a door for you or just makes friendly conversation while standing in line at the grocery store. But mostly, people suck.

I’ve begun to appreciate the lifestyle of the Drunk so much so that I see it in my head that way. I’m not drunk .. I’m Drunk. Now I’m not embarking on a Leaving Las Vegas or anything as I still have faith things can improve. Hell, beyond the hope that society improves is the increasing feeling that I just don’t give a shit what happens to society.

We, the Drunks, should embark on a quest to independently make society better. Not their society. Ours. Fuck the sober people. The new world should be about us. Those of the steady .15BAC. Go out of your way to be nice to a fellow Drunk today. Offer a complete stranger a drink. More booze. For the good of mankind.

And for the good of the Drunks.

Andy is a swell guy

davispants — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:33:22 +0000

andy fucks trucks, and or jeeps. Andy, you’re reading this you alredy know you fuck vehicles, so now that you out of “the trunk” you can b open with your love of hot metal things!!

I don’t understand you

davispants — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:32:39 +0000

i don’t understand those who hate on me (us) just because we are partial to the drink. everyone has ehir flaws and mine happens to be alcohol. so what? i like who it makes me and the way it makes me feel! if you don’t understand, then you have no reason being on this site and you should f*** off. whoever feels me, sound off…

I hate drunk people

davispants — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:31:31 +0000

even though i may be pretty fucking drunk i hate drunk people. i was just at a party and my fucking NOW exboyfriend was all fuckgni over his ex grlfriend who may i might add took his virgiinity so obviously you’re not “just firnesdS” as you say you are! i fucking hate you go to hell you dont even deserve me anymore even thoguh i one point i didnt htink i desevred you!!!!! next time you have a girlfriend dont be all over your ex and kissing her neck and think youre being friendly youre a fuckign jerk fuck yu have a nice fucking life sean

The importance of drinking

davispants — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:29:54 +0000

“Take out of this world the men who have drunk, down through the past, and you would take away all the poetry and literature and practically all the works of genius that the world has produced. What kind of poem dou you suppose you would get out of a glass of water?” – Clarence Darrow